I: "What's your favourite or worse place to play the guitar?"
Matt: "My worst is around one or two people. I just can't do it."
I: "Will you play me a song?"
Matt: "Did you... even listen to what I just said?!"
Interviewer: Presumably, once the band got going, attracting women stopped being a problem?
Matt: “That actually doesn’t happen. We did a tour with the Chili Peppers and after every gig there’d be 30 women just waiting around for Flea or Anthony [Kiedis] to come out and they’d do anything. We don’t seem to get that, really. We’re working on it. We get the kind of… in Russia there were a couple of larger-than-life artists who painted pictures of us in strange positions. One of them painted me naked with a hawk on my shoulder. I looked a bit like Mr. Burns from The Simpson’s. It was very disturbing”
Interviewer: Have you still got it?
Matt: “Dom kept it just to annoy me. He’s got it in his house somewhere””
Of course Dom has it. (via primadonnaduck)